We know that sex is good for us. It feels amazing, but there are also some crazy things that happen in our bodies before, during and afterwards.
Those who haven’t given birth before might be lucky enough to have avoided hearing the phrase ‘the husband stitch.’
Turns out there’s a new term to describe this: ‘caspering’.
Knowing that I would be without sex for almost two months, I scoured the internet for information, advice and stories and it all inspired me to try celibacy for myself to see what it was like: that’s right, no sex and absolutely no masturbation.
Technology is moving at a terrifying pace, with many of us now depending on bots (voice assistants) to provide us with instant information on the go.
In a relationship you’re sometimes going to do and see really gross things.
“Why don’t we start with four more dates, for RM 10,000?”
For a couple of years, we explored in the privacy of our bedroom, taking turns restraining each other and mixing pain and pleasure.
But, like most situations in life, there is a way to keep everyone satisfied, in every sense of the word. You just have to get creative.
“I spent the night, she didn’t. That was the agreement she had with her husband.”