Since we’re blingin’ it on this month, we got the lowdown on some of the most extravagant, extraordinary sex toys in the market. From 24 karats to marabou feathers, we let you decide if they’re worth every cent for your pleasure.
1.The Royal Pearl by Colin Burn
Price: One MILLION dollars
The most expensive sex toy to-date is one Million Dollars and it’s one for the ladies! It is a “lavish vibrator cast in solid platinum embellished with over 1,000 sparkling white diamonds, royal blue sapphires, lustrous South Sea pearls and the finest pink diamonds on the planet.”
What they forgot to mention is that it is probably the most uncomfortable sex toy the world has ever seen. But more than just a sex toy, the pearl at the top also works two-ways as an on/off and speed-control button as well as a detachable necklace.
2.JCobra Ring by Velv’or
Would you rather pay for the down-payment of a house or gift this oh-so-charming cock ring to your man instead?
The unique organic oval-shape is designed by Velv’Or to flow with the natural contours of a gentlemen’s groin, making it the most comfortable, ergonomic cock ring ever created. The JCobra ring can be worn all day long, giving the wearer discreet pleasure, as the extension tip delivers firm pressure, constantly massaging his perineum.
The designers of this lavish accessory promise harder erections and stronger orgasms, but for that price, this cock ring should probably wash the dishes for you, do the laundry and go to work for the rest of your life too.
Oh! You also have the choice to turn up your fancy game by substituting or adding diamonds to the pearl that’s already attached to it.
3.Victor Phantasm by La Maison Victor
The Victor Phantasm isn’t a means to an orgasm, it’s tuition fees for a year in university. This 18 karat white gold vibrator comes with a diamond engagement ring in the middle of the two components, which you can unscrew and use it on separate occasions.
The Victor Phantasm dildo is crafted and adorned with 27 D/VVS diamonds with a total weight of 1.63 carats. It is a masterpiece of erotic design; the flowing curves of Phantasm’s is said to undulate the body perfectly to capture the essence of feminine eroticism like never before.
If you’re looking for a best friend, or rather 27 best friends, the Victor Phantasm is definitely the way to go!
4.Inez by Lelo
Deemed the “most exclusive vibrator ever created” by its brand Lelo, this 24K solid gold plated vibrator is almost worth a car, maybe even more. This luxurious pleasure-giver comes with five pre-programmed stimulation modes, is near silent, and is rechargeable too. Talk about technological advancement in the bedroom!
Jay Z and Beyonce have supposedly purchased one of these golden babies last year. Now we know their secret to a happy, lasting marriage *wink*
*Similar to the Inez, luxury sex toy brand Coco De Mar has something similar for a slightly higher price and it’s a gold-plated Pleasure Seed Vibrator. Priced at 12,000 pounds, it is UK’s most expensive pleasure product yet. It is a compact 18-karat vibrator and is part of their Pleasure Collection range which celebrates the lives of the world’s most famous femme fatales.