Here’s a definite answer to whether size matters: YES. But it’s not the affirmative size you’re thinking of. According to the women below, there can be an issue with an overly huge phallus, please, please, please go easy on it (no pun intended).
#1 WINKY MR. BIG
“So I match with this dude and he says he digs my bio (rife with innuendos and self-deprecating humor) and I decide I’ve got a new creative outlet. I got on Tinder for lulz originally and I was having a great time just trolling these poor guys.
I’m looking for some inspiration on his profile and I realize he is actually pretty attractive with the typical dude bio promising a commitment to the gym – and the gym alone. Despite my best efforts to stay on track with my fuckery this guy somehow manages to get to know me and we end up meeting a few days later. Being my first meet up we agree to coffee and a walk. We got as far as a secluded bench and that was quickly moved to the privacy of his sedan.
Now before I continue I want you to understand that I ooze class and have good Christian morals. I’m also of average height and a petite frame. This is important.
So, we get things moving along and the heavy petting leads to some zipper-fumbling and shaft-groping. It’s time for the big unveil, I flip his boxers down and in the same instance my anatomy is rearranged. My stomach drops and my heart is in my throat as I behold an absolute behemoth of a sex organ. I look away to try and regain composure; he notices. The next moment is a blur of him mumbling something about 7 inches with my name on it and frantic thoughts of how I’m going to get outta that 4-door. It occurs to me that momma didn’t raise no quitter and the haze clears. Challenge accepted. I’ll gloss over the next few moments as they are filled with awkward positions and seat belts in the wrong places and skip ahead to where things begin to go down. Specifically my hips, seriously trying to lower myself down onto his King Kong dong. To put it simply, his dick wouldn’t fit. It was quite literally just the tip. I was as ready as I’d ever be, ample amounts of “warming up” and we encountered an issue of size. Luckily enough my roommate called me and I hurriedly answered, thankful for an out of this embarrassing situation. I woke up the next day with a pain betwixt my thighs and a winky face from Mr. Big himself. I unmatched and never quite felt the same.”
— Wildore, Redditor